It’s Monday, time to give you free stuff. And this Monday, we are NOT giving away a book. Oh no, no books here. What do you think we are — a publishing house or something?

Today, we’re giving away the super-fly, limited-edition, rarely-seen-in-nature The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving T-shirt! It is, indeed, a special shirt. A shirt befitting, well, you, hopefully — and the “wildly beating, ragingly funny heart” of Jonathan Evison’s novel. The shirt will give you the courage to zipline, the power to leap tall novels in a single sitting.

To borrow from the author of the book (not the T-shirt), when you wear this shirt…

Hearts are won and lost.

Mistakes are forgiven.

Futures are realized.

Whoa, that’s one heckuva T-shirt, you must be thinking to yourself. If this is just the T-shirt, can only imagine how good the novel must be. How can I get both?

For a shot at winning the T-shirt, just fill out the form below.

To buy the book, which comes out tomorrow, go to Powell’s, Amazon and Barnes & Noble and IndieBound independent bookstores.

Click here for more about The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving.

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